and then your cox is like
Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour
Types of Matter
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
Villains of the Renessaince Age (1989-1999)